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Evil Twin

Yeah I was tryn’ figure out the difference, but I think, I think the lines are starting to get blurred…

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Verse 1
I'm in a strange place, I feel like Mase when he gave up the game for his faith
I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints
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grimmin' every stranger in the place while I gaze into space
cause I'm mentally rearrangin' his face
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I need a change of pace
cause the pace I'm workin' at's dangerous, there's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst
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I done quit chicken heads cold turkey and started slowly roastin' 'em, cause that's where most of my anger is baste
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fuck your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints
I just wanna hurt you- aim for the skanks
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then aim for all these fake Kanye’s, Jay’s, Wayne’s and the Drake’s
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I’m frustrated ‘cause ain’t
no more N’sync, now I’m all out of whack
I’m all outta Backstreet Boys to call out and attack
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I’m goin’ all out in this rap shit and whatever the fallout is I’m strapped
for battle, sucka-duck crawl out the back
it’s a bar fight, prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools
flyin’ through the air and bottles breakin’, mirrors also
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and I ain’t stoppin’ ‘til the swear jar’s full
you done called every woman a slut, but your “forgetting Sarah Marshall”
(Palin) oh, my bad slut and next time I show up to court, I’ll be naked and just wear a law suit
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judge be like “that’s sharp, how much did that motherfucker cost you?
smart ass, you’re lucky I don’t tear it off you
and jump your bones you sexy motherfucker, you’re so fuckin’ gravy, Marshall I should start callin you ‘au jus’
cause all’s you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo”
evil twin, take this beat now it’s all you
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I believe people can change, but only for the worse
I coulda’ changed the world, if it wasn’t for this verse
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so satanic K-Mart chains panic ‘cause they can’t even spin back the curse words, ‘cause they’re worse when there reversed
motherfucker- (rape your mother, kill your parents)
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and these kids are like parrots
they run around the house just like terrorists
screamin “fuck shit fuck” adult with a childish-like arrogance
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wild ever since the day I came out, I was like, merits
fuck that- I’d rather be loud and I like swearin’
from the first album, even the gals were like “tight lyrics
dreamy eyes” but my fuckin’ mouth was nightmarish
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and from the start of it, you felt like you were part of this and
opposition felt the opposite, sometimes I listen
and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches
to make sure I keep up with my competition
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(ha ha) hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes
borderline genius whose bored of his lines
and that sort of defines
where I’m at and the way I feel now, feel like I might just strike first, then ignore the replies

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Chorus
There’s darkness closing in
(evil twin) there it goes again
(my evil twin), it controls my pen (my evil twin), but that ain’t me it’s my evil twin

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Verse 2
So who's left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Beiber?
Nah, F with Christina I ain't fuckin' with either, Jessica neither
Simpson or Alba, my album's jess-sicka than streph with the fever
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get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or
extra strength Tylenol 3's, feel like I'm burnin' to death, but I'm freezin'
bed ridden and destined never to leave the
bedroom ever again, like the legend of Heath-uh
-Ledger my suicide note's barely legible, read the
bottom it's signed by the Joker, Lorena said I never can leave her
she'll sever my wiener I ever deceive her
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fuck that shit bitch, give up my dick for pussy, I'll be Jerry Mathers, I ever left it to Beaver
get them titties cut off, tryin' to mess with a cleaver
golly Wally I vent, heat register Jesus
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ever since 19946 Dresden it was definitely my
destiny when on the steps I met Deshaun
at Osborn, I'd never make it to Sophomore
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I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
flip burgers and wash dishes while I wrote rhymes tryin' to get props for 'em
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cause I took book smarts and swapped for ‘em
they were sleepin’ I made ‘em stop snoring, made ‘em break out the popcorn
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now I’ve been hip-hop in it’s tip-top form
since NWA was blarin’ through my car windows leanin’ on the horn, screamin’ “fuck the police” like cop porn
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flipped rap on it’s ear, like I dropped corn
fuck top five bitch, I’m top four
and that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
and I got an evil twin, so who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spot’s for?
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and crazy as I am, I’m much tamer than him
and I’m nuts, then again who the fuck wants a plain Eminem
but no one’s insaner than Slim
look at that evil grin, evil twin, please come in what was your name again?
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Hi!, faggot. look whose back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there
two rabbits a koala bear
and a ball of hair and you’re all aware I don’t got it all upstairs
guess that’s why I’m an addict and it’s so small up there
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peace to Whitney, jeez, it just hit me
that I should call the Looney Police to come ‘git me, cause
I’m so sick of bein’ the truth, I wish someone’d finally admit me
to a mental hospital with Britney
oh, LMFAO, no way Jo
se Baez couldn’t beat this rap O.J., no

hooray, I’m off the hook, like Casey Anthony hey hoe
hey-hoe
I sound like I’m tryin’ to sing the fuckin’ chorus to “Hip-Hop Hooray”, no
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I’m hollerin’, you got bottom end like an 8-0
-8 and I ‘base’ whether we’re fuckin’ of that instead of your face, so
let your low-end raise, yo
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tango, what you think, hoe? Slow dancin’ or bowling?
You tryin’ to hold hands with your homie?
What? You think I’m looking for romance cause I’m lonely?
Change that tune, you ain’t got a remote chance to control me
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hoe, I’m only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman try to fuck me over, it wont hurt
don’t try to fix me I’m broke, so I don’t work
so are you but you’re broke, cause you don’t work
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but all bullshit aside, I hit a stride
still Shady inside, hair every bit as dyed
as it used to be, when I first introduced ya’ll to my skittish side
and blamed it on him when they tried to criticize
cause we are the same, bitch
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